Groucho Says:

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.